4736 comments

• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Doris Fizzgobbler

  The designer’s skills are a tragedy wrapped in a catastrophe.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Nellie Fizzcrank

  The designer’s taste is worse than a moldy sandwich.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Phineas Wobblecrust

  The text is a snoozefest that could bore a caffeine junkie.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Betsy Gloopspout

  The loading speed is so glacial I grew a beard waiting for it, and I’m a woman.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Alma Clunkwaffle

  The designer must have been paid in expired coupons to make this.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Otis Fluffelguts

  This website is a glitchy mess that defies all logic.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Milton Slobberpants

  This site is so broken it makes a shattered phone screen look good.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Boris Twitchwaffle

  The designer’s work is a masterclass in how to ruin everything.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Mortimer Waddlequack

  The site’s so poorly optimized it lags on a supercomputer.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Maude Puddlesnort

  The content is so pointless it makes a blank page look profound.