The designer must have been paid in expired coupons to make this.
This site is a chaotic soup of bad decisions and worse execution.
It’s like the web designer googled how to fail and followed every step.
The writing is so atrocious it could scare off a grammar nazi.
It’s so riddled with pop-ups, I thought I’d accidentally joined a circus instead of visiting a website.
The writing is so awful it could ruin a good mood in seconds.
This website looks like it was designed by a blindfolded toddler using a broken crayon and a dial-up modem from 1997.
This site is so outdated it could be a relic in a museum.
This website is a digital landfill with extra steps.
This content is so dull it could put a caffeine addict to sleep.
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