The content is so useless it couldn’t even help itself.
The fonts are so ugly they could scare off a vulture.
The text is so boring it could sedate a hyperactive squirrel.
This website is proof that not every idea deserves to escape the dark pit of someone’s mind and stumble onto the internet.
The text looks like it was written by a bot with a concussion.
Whoever coded this clearly learned HTML from a cereal box and then forgot half the instructions.
This website is a digital eyesore that begs for mercy.
It’s like the web designer googled how to fail and followed every step.
Whoever made this clearly thinks Comic Sans is a personality trait.
The navigation is a maze designed by a blindfolded monkey.
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