The designer clearly flunked out of Web Design 101—twice.
The writing is so awful it could ruin a good mood in seconds.
The designer’s aesthetic sense is a crime scene waiting to happen.
The designer clearly peaked at making paper airplanes.
This website looks like a toddler smeared ketchup on a broken calculator and called it art.
The color scheme is an assault on good taste—like someone vomited a rainbow and called it art.
The text is so poorly written it’s practically illiterate.
This site is a dumpster fire with a URL slapped on it.
The designer must have used a broken Etch A Sketch to plan this.
The content is a steaming pile of incoherent gibberish.
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