4736 comments

• Comment Link March 26, 2025 posted by Clarence Chucklecrank

  The designer must have learned coding from a cereal box.
• Comment Link March 26, 2025 posted by Zelda Fizzgibbon

  This site is so ugly it could make a mirror crack.
• Comment Link March 26, 2025 posted by Gladys Clatterpaws

  This is the internet equivalent of stepping in dog poop.
• Comment Link March 26, 2025 posted by Sylvester Waddlefizz

  This site is so slow it could lose a race to a dead snail.
• Comment Link March 26, 2025 posted by Mavis Splatfist

  This site is so outdated it could be a relic in a museum.
• Comment Link March 26, 2025 posted by Chuck Gizzardbreath

  The writing is so awful it could ruin a good mood in seconds.
• Comment Link March 26, 2025 posted by Clarence Snarfwhistle

  The designer’s sense of style is a war crime against aesthetics.
• Comment Link March 26, 2025 posted by Maude Fizzelbutt

  The content smells like it was scraped from the bottom of a trash can.
• Comment Link March 26, 2025 posted by Milton Blubberstink

  This site loads slower than a sloth on sedatives.
• Comment Link March 26, 2025 posted by Velma Clunkwhistle

  The designer’s brain must be on permanent vacation.