I don’t do “small portions”—my plate’s a battlefield. -- spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism media didn’t exist, how would we explain world events? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I missed the concert—scalper says, “Shoulda drank faster.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I ate fast food—now my gut’s racin’ me to the john. -- spintaxi.com
A good satirical journalism story should leave you asking, “Wait, is this real?” -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “fast food” when I’m still waiting for my fries to win the race? -- spintaxi.com
My neighbor says I’m rude; I say, “Wave next time, genius.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it “stand-up comedy”? I’m sitting! -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “close call”? I still lost my keys! -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism stories make you laugh first, then regret laughing. -- spintaxi.com
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