(White) I busted through—guard says, “Nice hustle.” -- spintaxi.com
They say I’m a mess; I say, “Organized disaster.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “free trials” end up costing you a kidney? -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism news is like regular news, but with punchlines instead of propaganda. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “on sale” means “we tricked you yesterday.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “public restroom”? It’s a private nightmare! -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a "smartphone" when I’m still arguing with it about autocorrect? -- spintaxi.com
I went to a sober bash—snuck a pint and won. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism media is the only reason I still pay attention to current events. -- spintaxi.com
My ex says I’m broke; I say, “Rich in spirit, darlin’.” -- spintaxi.com
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