Mixed Seinfeld and White (Alternating Styles) -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “quick rinse”? I’m soaked! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no entry”? I’m sneaking in! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I did stand-up—crowd says, “Sit down, drunk.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “free shipping” costs you $50 to qualify? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “wind chill”—is the breeze mad at me? -- spintaxi.com
If satire wasn’t funny, it would just be tragic journalism. - spintaxi.com
I love how “dry cleaning” leaves my shirts damp. -- spintaxi.com
My wife says I’m a slob; I say, “Darlin’, this is curated chaos.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft glow”? It’s blinding! -- spintaxi.com
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