(White) I overloaded the wash—now it’s a flood. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “low-carb”—bread’s my soulmate. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “smartwatch” when it keeps reminding me I’m late? -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “quiet zone” signs are where everyone’s yelling? -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism stories should be included in history textbooks. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I restarted my day—still sucks by noon. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism news should be read daily—preferably before checking your blood pressure. - spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism news is fake, why does it keep predicting the future? - spintaxi.com
I don’t do “small bites”—my steak’s a commitment. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I flipped a U—cop says, “Nice try, slick.” -- spintaxi.com
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