They say I’m too loud at parties; I say, “It’s my party now.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “self-cleaning” ovens—mine’s still a mess! -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “standby power”? My TV’s secretly awake! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I bought a rare whiskey—tastes like common regret. -- spintaxi.com
I tried a treadmill—now it’s a $500 coat rack. -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with hotel shampoo? It’s like they’re daring you to smuggle three drops home. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the diner at midnight—waitress says, “You again?” -- spintaxi.com
I tried online dating—met a gal who said “no smoking”; I said, “No kidding.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast pace”—I’m winded! -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor is the last defense against losing our minds. -- spintaxi.com
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