Ever try to guess Wi-Fi passwords? It’s like cracking a safe with “1234.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I crashed a party—host says, “Bring your own bottle next time.” -- spintaxi.com
I went to a craft fair—left with a candle and a curse. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism examples often feel like rejected movie scripts that somehow came true. - spintaxi.com
I told my buddy I’d quit smokin’—he said, “Good, your couch was tired of burnin’.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I got a coupon—store says, “Nice try, cheapskate.” -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “microwave-safe”? Is my plate auditioning for a cooking show? -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “rush delivery” when it still takes three days? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “out of range” kills your call? -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “out of service” feels like a personal attack? -- spintaxi.com
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