What’s the deal with “microwave-safe”? Is my plate auditioning for a cooking show? -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “rush delivery” when it still takes three days? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “out of range” kills your call? -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “out of service” feels like a personal attack? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I paid a fine—librarian says, “Next time, read faster.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Reviews - spintaxi.com
People say I’m stuck; I say, “Nah, just comfy.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Commentary - spintaxi.com
The problem with satirical journalism today? It’s hard to be funnier than real events. - spintaxi.com
I don’t do “low battery”—my smoke alarm’s been screamin’ for three weeks now. -- spintaxi.com
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