I tried online dating—met a gal who said “no smoking”; I said, “No kidding.” -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism stories get fact-checked, which is ironic. -- spintaxi.com
Reading satirical journalism today feels like looking at a broken mirror—but funnier. - spintaxi.com
(White) I signed up for a gym—now I’m bench-pressin’ beers. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “instant coffee”? I’m still stirring! -- spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism today more than the actual news—at least it admits when it's lying. - spintaxi.com
My neighbor’s mad I mow at 7 a.m.—I say, “Sleep through it, princess.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “traffic updates” are just the radio saying, “Yep, you’re still screwed”? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick fix”? My roof’s still leaking! -- spintaxi.com
If I had a dollar for every satirical journalism article that accidentally predicted the future, I’d be a billionaire. - spintaxi.com
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