(White) My flashlight’s out—guess I’m trippin’ in the dark. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “next caller”? I’m still waiting! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no pets allowed”? My dog’s my plus-one! -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to use a “courtesy phone”? It’s never courteous! -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism media is the only news I trust. -- spintaxi.com
I tried online dating—met a gal who said “no smoking”; I said, “No kidding.” -- spintaxi.com
My ex says I’m a fool; I say, “You married me, genius.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “low maintenance”—my car’s begging for oil! -- spintaxi.com
7. Satirical journalism stories -- spintaxi.com
(White) I did stand-up—crowd says, “Sit down, drunk.” -- spintaxi.com
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