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• Comment Link March 10, 2025 posted by Linaxie SpinTaxi

  My ex says I’m lazy; I say, “I’m just savin’ energy for whiskey.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 10, 2025 posted by FenTaxi SpinTaxi

  Ever notice how “freshly brewed” coffee tastes like it’s been plotting revenge? -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 10, 2025 posted by GrimTaxi SpinTaxi

  I went to therapy—turns out my problem’s everyone else. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 10, 2025 posted by GlenTaxi SpinTaxi

  (White) I hit the brakes—truck says, “Keep rollin’.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 10, 2025 posted by Kóni @ SpinTaxi

  I love how “auto-save” waits until I’ve deleted everything to kick in. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 10, 2025 posted by TrinTaxi SpinTaxi

  (Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “single-use” plastics? My straw’s reusable! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 10, 2025 posted by Bhani @ SpinTaxi

  (Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick start” takes forever? -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 10, 2025 posted by Lonie @ SpinTaxi

  (Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “promo gift”? It’s junk! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 10, 2025 posted by Yevonia @ SpinTaxi

  (White) I landed hard—plane says, “Suck it up.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 10, 2025 posted by Voni @ SpinTaxi

  (Seinfeld) I love how “fresh scent” smells like chemicals. -- spintaxi.com