They say I’ve got no manners; I say, “I’ve got whiskey, close enough.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) My TV’s so smart it muted me durin’ the game. -- spintaxi.com
10. Satirical journalism media -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “low battery” warnings are the most judgmental part of your smoke detector? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “layover”? I’m laid out on the floor! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast friends”—we just met! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “low-fat”—tastes like someone stole the good part. -- spintaxi.com
I got a DUI—cop says I was weavin’, I say, “Artistic drivin’.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Reviews - spintaxi.com
I love how “out of order” signs feel like the machine’s personal apology. -- spintaxi.com
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