(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “single-use” plastics? My straw’s reusable! -- spintaxi.com
I went to a diet club—left with a burger and a grin. -- spintaxi.com
(White) My phone’s got security; I’ve got a hangover—guess who wins? -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “power nap”? I wake up weaker than before! -- spintaxi.com
People say I’m rude; I say, “Nah, just allergic to bullshit.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I stepped outside—lungs say, “Go back in.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “out of service” feels like a personal attack? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no pets allowed”? My dog’s my plus-one! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick read”? I’m still on page one! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “priority mail” means “whenever we feel like it.” -- spintaxi.com
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