(White) I told a joke—room says, “Stick to drinkin’.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I mailed a bill—postman says, “Pay me first, pal.” -- spintaxi.com
The best thing about satirical journalism news? It doesn’t take itself seriously, unlike real news. - spintaxi.com
There should be a Pulitzer Prize for “Most Accidentally Accurate Satirical Journalism Article.” - spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism stories have better plot twists than Hollywood movies. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “vegan”—cows didn’t die for me to eat kale. -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “sold separately”? I’m broke! -- spintaxi.com
I follow satirical journalism news religiously—it’s the only thing that still makes sense. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick fix”? My roof’s still leaking! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “vending machine”? It’s a coin thief! -- spintaxi.com
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