(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short cut”? I’m bald! -- spintaxi.com
My lawyer says I’m a liability; I say, “Only when I’m sober.” -- spintaxi.com
I tried a treadmill—now it’s a $500 coat rack. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today makes more sense than any press conference. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no waiting”? I’m ancient! -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “smartwatch” when it keeps reminding me I’m late? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I got a free mug—now it’s leakin’ coffee. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they put “serves 4” on a pizza box? Who’s eating one slice? -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor is like a vaccine against taking life too seriously. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no vacancy”? My road trip’s homeless! -- spintaxi.com
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