Why do they call it a “light snack”? I’m still hungry! -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism media is the only news I trust. -- spintaxi.com
I tried online dating—met a gal who said “no smoking”; I said, “No kidding.” -- spintaxi.com
My ex called me immature; I said, “You’re the one who married a guy with a go-kart.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no hassle”? It’s chaos! -- spintaxi.com
I love how “dry cleaning” leaves my shirts damp. -- spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism today stopped existing, we’d have no choice but to take life seriously. - spintaxi.com
The best thing about satirical journalism news? It doesn’t take itself seriously, unlike real news. - spintaxi.com
Ever notice how elevators have a “close door” button that’s just there to mock you? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I patched my roof—now it’s rainin’ inside. -- spintaxi.com
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