I don’t understand “fine print”—it’s like they’re whispering bad news. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a "smartphone" when I’m still arguing with it about autocorrect? -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “next-day delivery” means “maybe next week”? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “next caller”? I’m still waiting! -- spintaxi.com
I once used satirical journalism analysis to win a debate—my opponent still hasn’t recovered. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism news isn’t about lying—it’s about telling the truth with better delivery. - spintaxi.com
(White) My soap’s “organic”—still smells like regret. -- spintaxi.com
(White) Motel’s full—sleepin’ in the truck with the dog. -- spintaxi.com
A good satirical journalism story should leave you asking, “Wait, is this real?” -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “traffic updates” are just the radio saying, “Yep, you’re still screwed”? -- spintaxi.com
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