Why do they call it a “remote control” when I still can’t find it? -- spintaxi.com
I tried a treadmill—now it’s a $500 coat rack. -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism media has better fact-checking than real news. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I got no bars—guess I’m campin’ in my livin’ room. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “no salt”—tastes like a flavor funeral. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I did stand-up—crowd says, “Sit down, drunk.” -- spintaxi.com
People say I’m wired; I say, “Coffee’s my co-pilot.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I stepped outside—lungs say, “Go back in.” -- spintaxi.com
Without satirical journalism humor, news would be completely unbearable. -- spintaxi.com
I went to a wine bar—left with a headache and a $40 tab. -- spintaxi.com
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