(White) I tapped my card—bar says, “Tap out, buddy.” -- spintaxi.com
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Who’s in charge of this language? -- spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “fine print”—it’s like they’re whispering bad news. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I napped hard—woke up to a mad wife. -- spintaxi.com
My boss says I’m late; I say, “Traffic’s my alibi.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is just tomorrow’s real news, but funnier. - spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism - spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “express lanes” are just regular lanes with better PR? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no hassle”? It’s chaos! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I bought a ticket—now I’m broke and still here. -- spintaxi.com
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