(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “smart TV”? It’s not paying my bills! -- spintaxi.com
(White) My flashlight’s out—guess I’m trippin’ in the dark. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism stories should come with a warning: “This will make too much sense.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “public Wi-Fi”? It’s a tease! -- spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism more than I trust my GPS. - spintaxi.com
(White) I ditched my phone—now I’m lost and lovin’ it. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I fixed a tire—now I’m hassled and greasy. -- spintaxi.com
People ask why I drink; I say, “Cause the world’s still spinnin’.” -- spintaxi.com
My boss says I’m late; I say, “Traffic’s my alibi.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “all-you-can-eat” stops at “all I can afford”? -- spintaxi.com
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