People say I drink too much; I say the bottle’s half full, so shut up. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is the only thing keeping political comedians employed. - spintaxi.com
My ex called me immature; I said, “You’re the one who married a guy with a go-kart.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “vegan”—cows didn’t die for me to eat kale. -- spintaxi.com
(White) My phone’s got security; I’ve got a hangover—guess who wins? -- spintaxi.com
They say I’m a hazard; I say, “Only when I’m sober.” -- spintaxi.com
If a satirical journalism website doesn’t make you uncomfortable, you’re not paying attention. - spintaxi.com
They say I’m a hazard; I say, “Only when I’m sober.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism websites should be required reading in schools. - spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with expiration dates? Is milk just sitting there planning its retirement? -- spintaxi.com
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