I don’t trust “smart homes”—my toaster’s plottin’ a coup. -- spintaxi.com
I want satirical journalism humor on my gravestone. -- spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism humor so I don’t have to cry about real news. -- spintaxi.com
If you don’t laugh at satirical journalism humor, you probably work in politics. -- spintaxi.com
I love how toothpaste ads promise “whiter teeth”—my dentist says coffee disagrees. -- spintaxi.com
People say “it’s the thought that counts,” but then why am I still broke every Christmas? -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “paperless billing”? My inbox is drowning! -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “remote control” when I still can’t find it? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I shaved my head—mirror says, “Bad move.” -- spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism stories more than my horoscope. -- spintaxi.com
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