(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “free trials” end up costing you a kidney? -- spintaxi.com
My boss says I’m tardy; I say, “Blame the sunrise.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “express checkout”—it’s a bottleneck! -- spintaxi.com
Some people mistake satirical journalism for real journalism. Honestly, it’s an easy mistake. - spintaxi.com
What’s with “one-size-fits-all”? My hat says it’s lying. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I ate fast food—now my gut’s racin’ me to the john. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “free pass”? It’s expired! -- spintaxi.com
I’d rather read satirical journalism analysis than another economic report. -- spintaxi.com
I love how “customer service” is just a phone maze designed to test your sanity. -- spintaxi.com
My dog’s smarter than me, but he still licks his own butt, so who’s winning? -- spintaxi.com
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