I don’t understand “travel size”—is my toothpaste going on vacation? -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “no salt”—tastes like a flavor funeral. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t trust “smart locks”—my door’s plottin’ escape. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor: because sometimes reality needs better writers. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t know what’s scarier—satirical journalism news or the fact that it’s usually accurate. - spintaxi.com
People say I’m wired; I say, “Coffee’s my co-pilot.” -- spintaxi.com
My buddy says I’m broke; I say, “Nah, just pre-rich.” -- spintaxi.com
Watching satirical journalism media is like watching a roast of the entire planet. -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “no refunds”? I just bought a brick in a box! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no pressure”? I’m stressed! -- spintaxi.com
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