(Seinfeld) I love how “priority mail” means “whenever we feel like it.” -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “self-help” books? I’m still helpless! -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism stories should be included in history textbooks. -- spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism, and suddenly reality makes more sense. - spintaxi.com
Why do they put “serves 4” on a pizza box? Who’s eating one slice? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “vending machine”? It’s a coin thief! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “limited edition” means “we made too many.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no entry”? I’m sneaking in! -- spintaxi.com
They say love’s blind; mine was drunk and stole my truck. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick stop” drags on? -- spintaxi.com
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