I went to a diet club—left with a burger and a grin. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “battery included” means “dead on arrival.” -- spintaxi.com
People say I’m wired; I say, “Coffee’s my co-pilot.” -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “carry-on” luggage? I’m dragging it through the airport! -- spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism today is indistinguishable from government statements. - spintaxi.com
(White) It’s cold as hell—my bourbon’s shiverin’ too. -- spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism stories have better plot twists than Hollywood movies. -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “do not disturb”? Everyone knocks anyway! -- spintaxi.com
My doc says cut the fat; I say, “Then why’s bacon callin’?” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Humor - spintaxi.com
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