I went to a diet club—left with a burger and a grin. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast track”—I’m still crawling! -- spintaxi.com
The most dangerous thing about satirical journalism articles? Sometimes they make too much sense. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “fresh start” feels like old news. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I got a sample—now I’m broke and tiny. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “battery included” means “dead on arrival.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast track”—I’m still crawling! -- spintaxi.com
My doctor told me to cut back on cigars; I told him to cut back on bad news. -- spintaxi.com
I love how “non-stick” pans stick when you actually cook something. -- spintaxi.com
My ex says I’m lazy; I say, “I’m just savin’ energy for whiskey.” -- spintaxi.com
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