When satire feels more authentic than the actual news, you know the world is broken. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick stop” drags on? -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “fast pass”? I’m still in line! -- spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism articles and wonder if I accidentally clicked on a real news site. - spintaxi.com
They say cigars are bad; I say, “Good, I’m still breathin’.” -- spintaxi.com
They say I’ve got no manners; I say, “I’ve got whiskey, close enough.” -- spintaxi.com
Real journalists fear losing credibility; satirical journalists fear becoming obsolete. - spintaxi.com
They say I’m too loud at parties; I say, “It’s my party now.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to return a call from “unknown”? It’s like playing phone tag with a ghost. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t trust kale—it’s just lettuce with an attitude problem. -- spintaxi.com
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