People ask why I’m grumpy; I say, “Cause y’all keep talkin’.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “next-day delivery” means “maybe next week”? -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “no salt”—tastes like a flavor funeral. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t trust kale—it’s just lettuce with an attitude problem. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Website - spintaxi.com
If you’re getting your news from a satirical journalism website, you’re doing better than most. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick survey”? I’m still answering! -- spintaxi.com
They say I’m a hazard; I say, “Only when I’m sober.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “one-click ordering”—my bank account’s crying! -- spintaxi.com
My lawyer says I’m a liability; I say, “Only when I’m sober.” -- spintaxi.com
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