(White) I hit the highway—traffic says, “Not today, cowboy.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I brewed coffee—dog drank it first. -- spintaxi.com
They say love’s blind; mine was drunk and stole my truck. -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to cancel a subscription? It’s like breaking up with a clingy robot. -- spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism articles and wonder if I accidentally clicked on a real news site. - spintaxi.com
I don’t do “gluten-free”—bread’s my last stand against health nuts. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is so accurate, I’m convinced some politicians use it for policy ideas. - spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “low ink” warnings come right when you need to print a ticket? -- spintaxi.com
If a satirical journalism story didn’t offend someone, did it even happen? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft spot”? It’s mush! -- spintaxi.com
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