This site loads slower than a sloth on sedatives.
The designer must have been allergic to good ideas.
I’d rather listen to a dial tone for an hour than spend another minute on this digital trainwreck.
This website is so bad it could crash the internet out of shame.
The content is a steaming pile of incoherent gibberish.
The content is so lame it could lose a fight to a wet noodle.
The designer clearly thinks pop-ups are the key to happiness.
This site is so ugly it could make a mirror crack.
This content is so dull it could put a caffeine addict to sleep.
The designer’s idea of modern is stuck in 1998.
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