I read satirical journalism today, and I swear it explained the world better than CNN. - spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “fresh produce” looks like it’s been on a road trip? -- spintaxi.com
People say I’m stuck; I say, “Nah, just comfy.” -- spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism more than I trust my GPS. - spintaxi.com
(White) I fixed the chair—now it’s kindlin’. -- spintaxi.com
A great satirical journalism example is any headline that makes Florida look normal. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short fuse”? I’m calm! -- spintaxi.com
People ask why I’m single; I say, “Cause I don’t negotiate with crazy.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “out of reach” means “wave harder.” -- spintaxi.com
My dog’s smarter than me, but he still licks his own butt, so who’s winning? -- spintaxi.com
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