(White) I fixed the chair—now it’s kindlin’. -- spintaxi.com
A great satirical journalism example is any headline that makes Florida look normal. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short fuse”? I’m calm! -- spintaxi.com
People ask why I’m single; I say, “Cause I don’t negotiate with crazy.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “out of reach” means “wave harder.” -- spintaxi.com
My dog’s smarter than me, but he still licks his own butt, so who’s winning? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no trespassing”? I’m exploring! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “on sale” means “we tricked you yesterday.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism analysis is the only kind of news that doesn't pretend to be neutral. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “lite beer”—tastes like watered-down hope. -- spintaxi.com
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