(White) I missed the concert—scalper says, “Shoulda drank faster.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “all-you-can-eat” stops at “all I can afford”? -- spintaxi.com
My doctor says cut the salt; I say, “Then why’s life so bland?” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “fast lane” is where everyone slows down. -- spintaxi.com
The problem with satirical journalism media? It’s getting harder to tell apart from reality. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a "smartphone" when I’m still arguing with it about autocorrect? -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “smartwatch” when it keeps reminding me I’m late? -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is what happens when reality jumps the shark. - spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “out of service” feels like a personal attack? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no kidding”? I’m serious! -- spintaxi.com
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