I love how “auto-save” waits until I’ve deleted everything to kick in. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “freshly baked” means “yesterday’s bread.” -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “short wait”? I’m aging! -- spintaxi.com
The problem with satirical journalism news? It’s getting harder to tell apart from reality. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast cash”—I’m broke! -- spintaxi.com
My buddy’s on a cleanse; I said, “Cleanse this burger.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I got a free mug—now it’s leakin’ coffee. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “happy hour”? I’m still miserable! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I kicked the snack machine—got a candy bar and a warrant. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I tapped my card—bar says, “Tap out, buddy.” -- spintaxi.com
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