I don’t get “child safety”—my kid’s climbing the fridge! -- spintaxi.com
I love how toothpaste ads promise “whiter teeth”—my dentist says coffee disagrees. -- spintaxi.com
My buddy’s on a cleanse; I said, “Cleanse this burger.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no parking”? I’m circling like a vulture! -- spintaxi.com
My neighbor’s mad I grill at dawn; I say, “Smell the freedom.” -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “standby power”? My TV’s secretly awake! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “child safety”—my kid’s climbing the fridge! -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “quick trip”? I’m lost! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I recycle—toss the cans when the dog’s done lickin’ ’em. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I crossed a fence—farmer says, “Meet my shotgun.” -- spintaxi.com
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