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• Comment Link March 08, 2025 posted by SlimTaxi SpinTaxi

  People say I’m old-fashioned; I say, “Yeah, cause new sucks.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 08, 2025 posted by Danni @ SpinTaxi

  I don’t get “low-fat”—tastes like someone stole the good part. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 08, 2025 posted by Lonnie @ SpinTaxi

  I love how “password hints” are just riddles I wrote to torture myself later. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 08, 2025 posted by Dána @ SpinTaxi

  I don’t do “sugar-free”—tastes like someone lied to my pie. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 08, 2025 posted by Foniye @ SpinTaxi

  (White) I returned a hat—clerk says, “Wear your shame.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 08, 2025 posted by Mánni @ SpinTaxi

  What’s with “assembly required”? I bought a chair, not a puzzle! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 08, 2025 posted by Máni @ SpinTaxi

  What’s with “limited seating”? I’m standing in line for nothing! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 08, 2025 posted by Monney @ SpinTaxi

  I love how “non-stick” pans stick when you actually cook something. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 08, 2025 posted by PinTaxi SpinTaxi

  Satirical Journalism Sources - spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 08, 2025 posted by Linaxie SpinTaxi

  I don’t do “low battery”—my smoke alarm’s been screamin’ for three weeks now. -- spintaxi.com