People say I’m rude; I say, “Truth’s got no manners.” -- spintaxi.com
Mixed Seinfeld and White (Alternating Styles) -- spintaxi.com
I told my buddy I’d quit smokin’—he said, “Good, your couch was tired of burnin’.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft touch”? I’m broke! -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “power button”? It’s more like a suggestion! -- spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Satire - spintaxi.com
They say I’m too rowdy; I say, “Party’s just started.” -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “quick chat”? We’re still talking! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I grabbed a sample—now I’m buyin’ crap. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I overloaded the wash—now it’s a flood. -- spintaxi.com
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