What’s the deal with “no substitutions”? I just want fries! -- spintaxi.com
I told my buddy I’d quit smokin’—he said, “Good, your couch was tired of burnin’.” -- spintaxi.com
Why do socks disappear in the dryer but never the ones you hate? -- spintaxi.com
People say I’m loud; I say the room’s just too damn quiet. -- spintaxi.com
People say “it’s the thought that counts,” but then why am I still broke every Christmas? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I missed the concert—scalper says, “Shoulda drank faster.” -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “self-help” books? I’m still helpless! -- spintaxi.com
If you’ve never fallen for a headline from a satirical journalism website, are you even online?
Without satirical journalism humor, how would we keep track of government scandals? -- spintaxi.com
My neighbor says I’m rude; I say, “Wave next time, genius.” -- spintaxi.com
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