(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “recycle bins” are just trash with ambition? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I ran a lap—heart says, “Sit down, fool.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “digital detox”? My phone’s detoxing me! -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to find a pen that works? It’s like a scavenger hunt at my desk. -- spintaxi.com
If a satirical journalism analysis doesn’t make you rethink your beliefs, try reading it again. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I called the radio—DJ says, “Lose my number.” -- spintaxi.com
A great satirical journalism example is any headline that makes you wonder, "Wait, is this real?" - spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with hotel shampoo? It’s like they’re daring you to smuggle three drops home. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I tipped big—waitress says, “Keep it comin’.” -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “quick snack”? I’m still eating an hour later! -- spintaxi.com
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