If you’re getting your news from a satirical journalism website, you’re doing better than most. - spintaxi.com
My doctor told me to cut back on cigars; I told him to cut back on bad news. -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to explain “streaming” to your parents? It’s like teaching a cat algebra. -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to find a pen that works? It’s like a scavenger hunt at my desk. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I started quick—finished with a nap. -- spintaxi.com
(White) My phone’s dead—guess I’m off the grid. -- spintaxi.com
If a satirical journalism example didn’t make you nervous, was it even good satire? - spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “power button”? It’s more like a suggestion! -- spintaxi.com
The best part about satirical journalism? It’s the only news that admits it’s lying. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft landing”? I’m bruised! -- spintaxi.com
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