The best part about satirical journalism? It’s the only news that admits it’s lying. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft landing”? I’m bruised! -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism stories make you laugh first, then regret laughing. -- spintaxi.com
I love how “out of order” signs feel like the machine’s personal apology. -- spintaxi.com
They say I’ve got no manners; I say, “I’ve got whiskey, close enough.” -- spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism stories and wonder if I accidentally traveled to the future. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick check” takes forever? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick start” takes forever? -- spintaxi.com
More Ron White Style -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “sold out” means “you’re too late, loser”? -- spintaxi.com
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