People say I’m old-fashioned; I say, “Yeah, cause new sucks.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I parked in a tow zone—now my truck’s on vacation. -- spintaxi.com
Why do we need 12 settings on a toaster? It’s bread, not a science project. -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “next-day delivery” means “maybe next week”? -- spintaxi.com
My doctor says I need exercise; I told him chasin’ the dog counts. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is basically free therapy with more punchlines. - spintaxi.com
I’d rather read satirical journalism stories than watch another pointless election debate. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “no salt”—tastes like a flavor funeral. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “free pass”? It’s expired! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no returns”? I’ve got a lamp I hate! -- spintaxi.com
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