(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no returns”? I’ve got a lamp I hate! -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism stories should come with a warning: “This will make too much sense.” -- spintaxi.com
They say I’m a bad influence; I say, “Only on the fun ones.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how the “low fuel” light feels like your car’s passive-aggressive cry for help? -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to use a “courtesy phone”? It’s never courteous! -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “fresh produce” looks like it’s been on a road trip? -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism analysis is the only kind of news that doesn't pretend to be neutral. -- spintaxi.com
The best thing about satirical journalism news? It doesn’t take itself seriously, unlike real news. - spintaxi.com
(White) My inbox says “out of office”; I say, “Out of whiskey.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “on sale” means “we tricked you yesterday.” -- spintaxi.com
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