The best thing about satirical journalism news? It doesn’t take itself seriously, unlike real news. - spintaxi.com
(White) My inbox says “out of office”; I say, “Out of whiskey.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “on sale” means “we tricked you yesterday.” -- spintaxi.com
I love satirical journalism news, but I hate when it starts making sense. - spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism articles are like dystopian fiction, but with better punchlines. - spintaxi.com
I’d rather read satirical journalism analysis than another economic report. -- spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism humor so I don’t have to cry about real news. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I fixed a tire—now I’m hassled and greasy. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I waited in line—cashier says, “Next life.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “limited edition” means “we made too many.” -- spintaxi.com
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