Why do they call it a “quick rinse”? I’m soaked! -- spintaxi.com
I went to a health bar—left with a smoothie and a scowl. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “wind chill”—is the breeze mad at me? -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “no salt”—tastes like a flavor funeral. -- spintaxi.com
I went to a “no smoking” bar—left with a lighter and a grudge. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “low battery”—my radio’s been hummin’ since ’98. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the ATM—machine says, “Try again.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to guess Wi-Fi passwords? It’s like cracking a safe with “1234.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no trespassing”? I’m exploring! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I checked my tab—bar says, “Keep dreamin’.” -- spintaxi.com
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